Castle Defences inc guards 4000
5 ogres 600x5=3000
Priest Odim 450
Dark Lord Kranz 2300
The Gate 10000
Total: 19750/3= 6583 each
Hakeem, Barbarian LEVEL 11>12 XP 6583+97991=104574/100,000
Thuruar, Cleric LEVEL 10 XP 6583+66797=73380//85,000
Rey, Rogue LEVEL 10 XP 64859/85,000
Smon: End of last session: Smon: 32 dmg Smon: The behir's guts spill out, it topples over. chris107: Oculus Orbus: wait, what just happened there? Oculus Orbus: oh, dayum! Smon: (I rolled as you were taking so long) chris107: Hakeem raises a huge war cry! Smon: As the light fades from its eyes, it speaks a final time: Oculus Orbus: sorry, I need a new keyboard chris107: BONDORR!!!!! Smon: It looks to Hakeem: "WELL DONE... MY SON. GO FORTH AND DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES." chris107: "Now we come for you Morthor Coff! Smon: It lies still. chris107: (Very strange....) Kjato Ragfoot: Thuruar looks rather suspiciously at Hakeem: You are a half dragon? Smon: As if on cue, lightning crackles from the clouds, and thunder rolls. chris107: H shrugs and grins massively chris107: Oculus Orbus: Z-Rex continues to mutilate the behir, tearing huge chunks of flesh off its body and consuming them Smon: Feani comes up, looks down at the corpse. "Strange... a Behir. They lurk in deep caves beneath the mountains... not here." chris107: H spurs his mughty friend onwards Smon: Z-Rex eats the tasty tast Behir. Smon: OK, 9.45, will stop there.
chris107: Yeah, very strange. The Lightning, Bondorr sounds then the lightning beast...
Smon: GM: After chowing down on the behir, the zombie T-Rex seems to have lapsed into some kind of stupor...
DESTROYERBILL: im the bearheare now but nice and zombeyd
Smon: Then the Behir begins to move...
chris107: H spurs it onwards!
Smon: Its dead eyes twitch open & it lurches to its feet...
Kjato Ragfoot: Undead Behir?
Smon: (Z-Rex is comatose unless Oculus turns up)
DESTROYERBILL: it dances and sings laaaa laaa im good now
chris107: We have a Zombie Zoo
Kjato Ragfoot: Ah. The infamous Behir Bards!
Smon: Feani the Elf Scout & Alicia the Sorceress watch the dancing Behir, dumbfounded.
chris107: Excellent, that will get us through the doors of Gate Castle
DESTROYERBILL: i will serv cris107 for killing me wich made me good
chris107: Yay!
chris107: Hakeem jumps on board
DESTROYERBILL: my heads trirling roned becoase im a zombey
Smon: Feani whispers to Alicia, then glances up towards the sinister clifftop fortress. "Mind if we sit this one out? I don't think we'll last long in there..."
chris107: "Dance Behir! Dance!"
DESTROYERBILL: hakeams on me
Smon: Hakeem climbs onto the strange lightning beast.
DESTROYERBILL: okay okay ill dance
Smon: Above, thunder rumbles in the night sky, and lightning flashes over the Gate-Castle.
chris107: "No problem Feani, we couldn't have got here without you. You can be proud of your part."
Smon: Behir - https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_pvPk92ldSMy0U8lUdI-I4eCGQOF_3GCO2hf-lKN6kY-wseKqUveHSPOuYYSvKc8zwJ-mH3Be1ZM-HbgxouNb7slYePlGqG-NF03_LD971w1F2TBXpGT7WoFR-IhSGb89QZ6fT03S5PY/s640/BehirFinal_Screen.jpg
chris107: Nice
Smon: Feani nods. "I'll try to give a warning if reinforcements arrive."
DESTROYERBILL: the berheare looks weard
chris107: So are we going with Thur's plan to get in?
Smon: GM: Your behir should be able to climb the narrow trail up to the castle gate atop the cliff, but you'll likely be seen.
chris107: Him dressed as the first Knight?
DESTROYERBILL: weate plan
Kjato Ragfoot: Our plan was to not kill anybody.
chris107:
Kjato Ragfoot: Simply go in, close the portal, go out. Leaving a message that says "we trolled you. Big."
DESTROYERBILL: but kill kill kill
Smon:
chris107: I like it
Kjato Ragfoot: Yeah. That's what I feared.
DESTROYERBILL: kill
chris107: But am happy to try Thur's way first
Smon: Laara: "You'll need me to close the Gate, remember?"
chris107: "Yes Laara, it is your turn to win glory for our tribe now."
DESTROYERBILL: no kill kill kill do it are ill kill kill kill them with out you
Smon: Laara looks nervously up at the zombie Behir.
chris107: Why not see if we can get in, let Laara shut the gate, get her to safety then KILL, KILL, KILL
Smon: "It seems to have been animated by a Chaotic spirit."
Kjato Ragfoot: With the behirs help, it actually gets easier. We will pretend we are fleeing from it after an insane barbarian killed our entire division.
DESTROYERBILL: okay
chris107:
Kjato Ragfoot: Then, the soldiers will be occupied by the Behir while we close the portal.
chris107: How do we disguise Laara and hakeem?
DESTROYERBILL: but me die cant you tty to harnease some
Kjato Ragfoot: Come on, you are a big Behir. You should be able to take on a small contingent of soldiers.
DESTROYERBILL: pretend yoare zombeys
DESTROYERBILL: okay i nedd hakeam
DESTROYERBILL: not but hes my favret
Smon: Hakeem - http://i886.photobucket.com/albums/ac70/talveshtvar/Mobile%20Uploads/2015-03/AC39E0F3-D38D-4218-A249-A74EDC4E96A6_zpsq7npxl9y.jpg
chris107: Hakeem could be chasing Thur and laara on the Behir?
chris107: Then we get the best of both worlds
Kjato Ragfoot: Yes. THat sounds like a good idea.
chris107:
Smon: The Behir seems to be struggling with an urge to eat Thuruar...
Smon: Laara nods.
chris107: So Thur and Laara run in panic before the wicked barbarian and his mighty steed!
DESTROYERBILL: i woad eat him if you camaned or i i pay you back hakeam
Smon: Thuruar will need a good head start with his new 20' movement rate.
Kjato Ragfoot: And Thur will cast "Eagle's Splendour" on himself before, to have Advantage on Charisma checks.
chris107: Then as we eat/slay the guards they slip off and shut the thingie?
chris107: Any chance of a short rest before we start?
DESTROYERBILL: okay lets do it
Smon: You can take a short rest since you've been chatting awhile.
chris107: I'd like to use 4 healing dice please.
Smon: It'll be an hour before dawn when you finish.
Smon: ok
chris107: and recover 1 berserk
DESTROYERBILL: lets go now
chris107 rolls 4d12+20 and gets: 12, 6, 2, 5, (+20) = 45
chris107: Max 137HP
Kjato Ragfoot rolls 1d8+2 and gets: 6, (+2) = 8
DESTROYERBILL rolls 25d20 and gets: 2, 12, 5, 3, 3, 4, 19, 9, 19, 13, 11, 3, 12, 5, 2, 9, 10, 2, 11, 3, 16, 8, 18, 15, 1 = 215
chris107: KILL, KILL, KILL!
Smon: 16d12+64 Bill
DESTROYERBILL rolls 16d12+64 and gets: 12, 10, 6, 10, 9, 10, 7, 8, 11, 12, 12, 5, 8, 5, 1, 10, (+64) = 200
Smon: 200 hp!!
chris107: Yay!
chris107:
Smon: He had 168 before
Smon: Zombiehood agrees with him.
DESTROYERBILL: now 200 hit poantes
chris107: Nice rolling Bill!
chris107: Now lets watch Thur and Laara do their stuff then we can go KILL!
Smon: GM: Thuruar and Laara start up the trail towards the Gate-Castle Gate...
DESTROYERBILL rolls 16d12+64 and gets: 2, 4, 7, 12, 11, 2, 6, 9, 4, 10, 9, 4, 7, 8, 4, 10, (+64) = 173
DESTROYERBILL: i rolled good befor
Smon: Hakeem & Zombie Behir are following at a distance.
chris107: you sure did
chris107: "Rhhhaarrrrr!"
Smon: How far do you want to be behind them when they reach the castle gate?
DESTROYERBILL: but i still have 200
Smon: yes 200
chris107: Mmmm can Behir climb the walls or do we want to be right on their tails and follow through the open gate?
DESTROYERBILL: let me try agen/roll 16d12+64
Smon: Behir is an excellent climber, yes.
Smon: With all its legs it can climb right over the castle wall.
Kjato Ragfoot: Bill, do not worry, you will soon get very, very many dice to roll.
DESTROYERBILL rolls 26d12+64 and gets: 2, 9, 7, 9, 7, 2, 4, 7, 5, 9, 5, 11, 6, 9, 5, 6, 7, 7, 2, 1, 12, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4 (+64) = 218
chris107: Then if we can't burst through it's up and over.
chris107: Hakeem would rather go through but will be happy to cling on if not.
Smon: Kjato you there?
DESTROYERBILL: we trik gardes they are stupid
Smon: GM: LOL
Kjato Ragfoot: Yes.
Smon: You better hope they're stupid
Kjato Ragfoot: You better hoped Kjato rolls well on this "guard tricking roll".
chris107: Good luck Kjato!
Smon: GM: Thuruar and Laara scramble up the steep trail, the zombie Behir & Hakeem following some way behind.
Kjato Ragfoot: Thanks!
Smon: /roll d6
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 2,
DESTROYERBILL: lets go but harnes soame
Kjato Ragfoot: (I believe this is the first time ever we actually try a plan?)
Smon: *THUNK* from atop the gatehouse, a Ballista bolt lances down towards the Behir...
Smon: /roll d20+5
Smon rolls 1d20+5 and gets: 18, (+5) = 23
Smon: *chunk*
chris107:
DESTROYERBILL: they know un arows in coming ahh
Smon: AC 17, hit
Smon: /roll 10d6+3
Smon rolls 10d6+3 and gets: 2, 3, 6, 5, 5, 3, 2, 2, 3, 4, (+3) = 38
Smon: Behir takes 38 damage as the massive shaft pierces its skull.
chris107: Hakeem spurs the mighty beast onwards
DESTROYERBILL: i will litnig bolet it
Smon: Thuruar and Laara reach the foot of the covered gate house, the Behir roaring behind them and closing fast.
Kjato Ragfoot: Knock, knoch
DESTROYERBILL: i go up ther
Smon: Saying anything Thuruar?
Kjato Ragfoot: In Set's name, open! That insane barbarian and his dragon are almost upon us! They killed our whole division!
Smon: Persuasion check T
Smon: DC 17
chris107: "Mwahhahahahahahah!"
Smon: (CHA + Prof)
Kjato Ragfoot rolls 2d20+6 and gets: 18, 11, (+6) = 35
chris107: Yah!
chris107: Brilliant Kjato!
Kjato Ragfoot: That is a 24.
Smon: The Behir glares angrily at the covered tower atop the gatehouse as the gates swing open, held by two big ogres; Thuruar and Laara slip in between them.
Smon: As the gates swing shut again the Behir reaches the gatehouse and slithers up it...
chris107: "Through them mighty steed!"
Smon: roll init Bill (d20+3)
Smon: Hakeem grips onto the Behir's back...
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 5, (+3) = 8
Smon: Atop the Gatehouse a Nerathi ballista squad are hurriedly reloading...
Smon: /roll d20+1
Smon rolls 1d20+1 and gets: 9, (+1) = 10
Smon: *thunk* As the Behir clambers over the top a Ballista bolt is fired into its maw... (advtg)
Smon: /roll d20+5x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+5x2 and gets:
16 (+5) = 21
5 (+5) = 10
Smon: hit
chris107:
Smon: /roll 10d6+3
Smon rolls 10d6+3 and gets: 6, 2, 5, 2, 3, 1, 5, 4, 5, 2, (+3) = 38
DESTROYERBILL: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Smon: 38 dmg
DESTROYERBILL: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DESTROYERBILL: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DESTROYERBILL: hhhhhhhhhhhhh
Smon: 124 left
chris107: "Now we KILL!"
Smon: Behir & Hakeem can attack; there are 4 Nerathi soldiers in the tower ballista chamber.
chris107: "Rahhhhhhhhh!"
DESTROYERBILL: i shoate i will kill you aaaaaaaaa
Smon: Behir breathes...
Smon: /roll 1d3+1
chris107:
Smon rolls 1d3+1 and gets: 1 (+1) = 2
Smon: You get 2
DESTROYERBILL: i will
DESTROYERBILL rolls 12d10 and gets: 6, 7, 6, 3, 10, 1, 3, 8, 2, 5, 3, 6, = 60
Smon: 2 Nerathi are incinerated by the lightning strike.
Smon: Hakeem can climb in & attack.
Smon: The Ballista is destroyed.
chris107: hehe
Smon: Smon: 2 Nerathi are incinerated by the lightning strike. Smon: Hakeem can climb in & attack. Smon: The Ballista is destroyed.
Smon: Hakeem's go.
chris107: How many crew/soldiers are nearby?
DESTROYERBILL: i will kill you all nerathi
Smon: 2 left in the chamber.
chris107: (If there are only a few I'll save my rage.
chris107: No rage then.
Smon: They are drawing swords.
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
20 (+11) = 31
16 (+11) = 27
Smon: Nerathi soldiers - https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0r26vysZRRXgbtOH-HM9HcRh1wVxMH1XO_-IqNds2jctsllydQY30fDhWxQuwBJ8z-xneJ1Dta7QS2AKV_cz1ApID-ytN0qxQTchJu3wcIKGzM8OGxAFhTA-KFU8LSSojIkj6rRmL9kU/s320/Nerathi.jpg
DESTROYERBILL: yes ill swallow them holl
chris107 rolls 4d8+18 and gets: 5, 1, 3, 2, (+18) = 29
Smon: AC 16
chris107: oo[s+12
Smon: Hakeem kills one.
chris107: 23 damage
chris107: (no rage)
Smon: (20 hp)
Smon: The last Nerathi lunges at Hakeem.
chris107: ac19
Smon: /roll d20+5x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+5x2 and gets:
14 (+5) = 19
15 (+5) = 20
Smon: heh
chris107:
Smon: /roll 2d8+6
Smon rolls 2d8+6 and gets: 6, 7, (+6) = 19
Smon: 19 dmg
chris107: 118/137HP
DESTROYERBILL: i will contrict him
Smon: Behir can attack, its head & shoulders fit through the gap.
chris107: Yay go Behir!
Smon: Most of the Behir is still outside clinging to the wall.
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20 and gets: 4,
Smon: Behir misses
Smon: YOu can bite as well
chris107:
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 15, (+10) = 25
chris107: Yay
Smon: hit
Smon: Behir chomps down on the Nerathi soldier.
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d6 and gets: 6, 2, 6, = 14
Smon: 3d10+6
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d10+6 and gets: 5, 7, 7, (+6) = 25
Smon: Killing him
chris107: That's the way to do it!
chris107: KILL!
Smon: Downstairs, Thuruar and Laara hear the screams from above.
DESTROYERBILL: yay
Smon: As they come into the castle courtyard a man in priest's robes comes hurrying up, accompanied by several soldiers.
Smon: "What's going on?!" he screams.
DESTROYERBILL: if vve meet aney moare ill pretend i cagt you
Kjato Ragfoot: We are under attack by an insane barbarian who rides a behir!
Smon: The priest's robes are emblazoned with a massive Black Sun sigil.
Kjato Ragfoot: They destroyed our whole division that was to bring the undead thunder lizard for the ritual.
Smon: Bluff check Thuruar
Smon: Upstairs, Hakeem locates a trapdoor that leads down from the ballista platform into the gatehouse.
DESTROYERBILL: next time lts pretend i betrayed you and capterd you thene we spring and kill them okay
Kjato Ragfoot: (Charisma?)
chris107: Yehaw!
Smon: The Behir can wind its sinuous bulk inside, filling the room.
Smon: They can hear shouts from below.
Kjato Ragfoot rolls 2d20 and gets: 17, 8, = 25
chris107: "C'mon Behir! Lets go kill us some Nerathi!
Smon: Bluff is CHa yup
Smon: Nice
Kjato Ragfoot: 17+6 = 23
chris107: H will launch himself into the courtyard, if targets are numerous he will rage!
DESTROYERBILL: okay ther deade meet with are plan
Smon: The priest turns to the nearest soldier. "Alert the garrison! Wake Dark Lord Kanz!"
chris107:
DESTROYERBILL: okay
Smon: The soldier runs off.
Smon: Hakeem opens the trapdoor. A ladder leads down...
chris107: Hakeem launches himself at the cleric
chris107: Ah okay, he will wait to rage until enemies are withing range
Smon: Heading down through the gatehouse, before they can reach the courtyard Hakeem & the Behir are intercepted by 5 armoured Ogres wielding massive morningstars...
chris107: Rage!
DESTROYERBILL: iv captord him
chris107: And charge!
chris107: Can H ride Bahir?
DESTROYERBILL: no stik to plan
chris107: Into battle?
DESTROYERBILL: yes
Smon: The priest turns to Thuruar: "Is that girl to be honoured as a Sacrifice? Take her to the Gate chamber at once. We could use her energy..."
DESTROYERBILL: okay ill go with yoare plan
Kjato Ragfoot: Yes. Immediately.
Smon: Behir & Hakeem roll initiative
chris107: Poor laara!
Smon: Laara: "*ulp*"
chris107 Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
17 (+2) = 19
18 (+2) = 20
DESTROYERBILL: yea
Smon: Ogre init
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 11, (+3) = 14
Smon: /roll d20-1
Smon rolls 1d20-1 and gets: 1, (-1) = 0
Smon: Hakeem & Behir strike first.
chris107:
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
12 (+11) = 23
11 (+11) = 22
DESTROYERBILL: bite contrik
Smon: Hakeem rages & strikes - AC 16
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 8, 2, (+18) = 28
Smon: /roll 1d2
Smon rolls 1d2 and gets: 1
Smon: 3 go for Hakeem, 2 for Behir
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 14, (+10) = 24
Smon: hit
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d10+6 and gets: 3, 9, 10, (+6) = 28
Smon: Behir bites, & grabs/rends
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 16, (+10) = 26
chris107: Yay!
DESTROYERBILL rolls 4d10+12 and gets: 4, 5, 5, 10, (+12) = 36
Smon: yaay - needed 31 to kill it
chris107:
Smon: Their attacks...
Smon: 3 vs Hakeem:
Smon: /roll d20+7x3
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x3 and gets:
11 (+7) = 18
19 (+7) = 26
8 (+7) = 15
chris107:
Smon: 1 hit
chris107: ac19
Smon: /roll 2d8+5
Smon rolls 2d8+5 and gets: 5, 3, (+5) = 13
Smon: 13 dmg
Smon: 1 vs Behir
Smon: /roll d20+7
chris107: 1/2
Smon rolls 1d20+7 and gets: 18, (+7) = 25
Smon: hit
Smon: /roll 2d8+5
Smon rolls 2d8+5 and gets: 5, 5, (+5) = 15
chris107: 112/137
Smon: Behir 109/200 hp
Smon: YOur go
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
1 (+11) = 12
7 (+11) = 18
chris107 rolls 1d8+9 and gets: 4, (+9) = 13
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 18, (+10) = 28
Smon: Thuruar & Laara are hurried towards a stairway on the north side of the Gate Castle Inner Keep by two Nerathi soldiers.
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 4, (+10) = 14
Smon: Hakeem hits an ogre, Behir bites one
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d10+6 and gets: 9, 6, 10, (+6) = 31
Smon: 3 vs Hakeem:
Smon: /roll d20+7x3
Smon Rolls 1d20+7x3 and gets:
4 (+7) = 11
3 (+7) = 10
8 (+7) = 15
chris107: Yay!
Smon: all miss
Smon:
Smon: 1 vs Behir:
Smon: /roll d20+7
Smon rolls 1d20+7 and gets: 6, (+7) = 13
Smon: miss
chris107: Clean sweep!
chris107 Rolls 1d11x2 and gets:
4 = 4
6 = 6
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
18 (+11) = 29
13 (+11) = 24
Smon: Thuruar & co reach top of the stairs & the black gate to the inner keep.
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 6, 5, (+18) = 29
Smon: Hakeem finally kills an ogre
Smon: /roll d6
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 4,
chris107: Phew
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 19, (+10) = 29
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 9, (+10) = 19
Smon: Behir bites a wounded ogre...
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d10+6 and gets: 5, 10, 9, (+6) = 30
Smon: 28 left, it's killed,
Smon: & turns on the ones attacking Hakeem...
chris107: (Gosh I'm glad Behir is on our side now!)
Smon: *crunch*
DESTROYERBILL rolls 4d10+12 and gets: 1, 10, 4, 1, (+12) = 28
Smon: 2 ogres left. Hakeem & Behir hear men shouting from below.
chris107: Kep on slaying!
Kjato Ragfoot: (Throw an ogre down the stairs!)
Smon: Thuruar & Laara see the door open and are rushed through an antechamber & vestibule, past guards, through a hanging drapery emblazoned with the symbols of Zehir-Set, Ares-Bane and Athena-Erathis.
Smon: An ogre turns to the Behir.
DESTROYERBILL: bbbb
Smon: The floor of the chamber slick with ogre blood & guts.
Smon: 1 vs Hakeem:
Smon: /roll d20+7
Smon rolls 1d20+7 and gets: 2, (+7) = 9
Smon:
Smon: 1 vs Behir
Smon: /roll d20+7
Smon rolls 1d20+7 and gets: 15, (+7) = 22
Smon:
chris107: We have got away lightly
Smon: *slam*
Smon: /roll 2d8+5
DESTROYERBILL: not me
Smon rolls 2d8+5 and gets: 6, 2, (+5) = 13
Smon: Behir at 96 hp.
DESTROYERBILL: hak
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
19 (+11) = 30
17 (+11) = 28
Smon: your goes
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 5, 6, (+18) = 29
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 18, (+10) = 28
Smon: Hakeem hacks, Behir bites
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 19, (+10) = 29
Smon: & rends
chris107: DESTROYERBILL is rolling like a Demon!
Smon: YUP
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d10+6 and gets: 7, 5, 5, (+6) = 23
Kjato Ragfoot: (Well, I hope he keeps doing that - I arranged Dark Lord Grank to be waked just for your pleasure!)
DESTROYERBILL rolls 4d10+12 and gets: 10, 9, 9, 9, (+12) = 49
Smon: Thuruar and Laara pass a door, ascend a final set of stairs and enter a vast U-shaped chamber crackling with arcane energies...
Smon: Behir bites one, rips the other apart.
chris107: (Thanks Kjato )
DESTROYERBILL: i killd hakeams oger
Smon: Only one ogre left.
Smon: /roll d6
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 3,
chris107: "Thanks Behir!"
DESTROYERBILL: now help me
Smon: The enemy seem reluctant to join the ogres - perhaps they're preparing a defence in the courtyard?
chris107: Push on towards them so that I wont loose rage
Smon: (This feels like a superhero movie fight scene)
Smon: Last ogre attacks the Behir that bit him...
Smon: /roll d20+7
Smon rolls 1d20+7 and gets: 19, (+7) = 26
chris107:
Smon: *crunch*
Smon: /roll 2d8+5
Smon rolls 2d8+5 and gets: 2, 5, (+5) = 12
Smon: Behir 84/200
DESTROYERBILL: im dieing not
DESTROYERBILL: cris
Smon: Finish the ogre then I'm going to Thuruar]
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
7 (+11) = 18
18 (+11) = 29
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 5, 4, (+18) = 27
Smon: 8 hp left, you cut it down.
Smon: /roll d6
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 1,
DESTROYERBILL: we on
Smon: Bits of ogre lie plastered across the chamber as Hakeem dives on down...
DESTROYERBILL: okay lets batol incoming enmeys
Smon: Hakeem DC 18 Athletics check to get to the courtyard in 1 rnd
chris107: "Come Behir! We do war upon Nerath!"
DESTROYERBILL: okay
chris107 rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 16, (+9) = 25
chris107: Hakeem is on a killing spree with his new Behir chum
DESTROYERBILL: yea
Smon: Hakeem races downstairs & bursts into the courtyard, into a massed volley of X-bow fire from the 16 Nerathi legionaries waiting...
DESTROYERBILL: but im loe hits
Smon: (but still Raging)
chris107: ouch
Smon: The Behir is following more slowly behind (arrive next round)
Kjato Ragfoot: (Thats is why you throw ogres down the stairs: to bowl away those annoying formations)
Smon: Thuruar - two of the four guards with you grab Laara's wrists, taking her to two poles in the centre of the Gate-Chamber.
chris107: (If he survives to 12th and goes to 20 Strength he will start chucking ogres all over the place)
Smon: On the floor is a 20' diameter swirling vortex of energy from which tentacle-like forms erupt and writhe...
DESTROYERBILL: wye killlaara
Smon: Guard to Thuruar: "Wait here, the Dark Lord is coming to perform the Ceremony..."
Kjato Ragfoot: Thuruar will try to take one of the wrists himself, saying "allow me".
Smon: Laara does the 'helpless virgin sacrifice' look as she focuses on the Vortex...
Smon: The guard nods to T.
Kjato Ragfoot: (Hakeem, hurry. I am in no form to take on a dark lord all by myself!)
Smon: 16 x-bows...
Smon: /roll d20+3x16
Smon Rolls 1d20+3x10 and gets:
12 (+3) = 15
12 (+3) = 15
20 (+3) = 23
3 (+3) = 6
7 (+3) = 10
12 (+3) = 15
16 (+3) = 19
19 (+3) = 22
9 (+3) = 12
5 (+3) = 8
Smon: 3 hits on Hakeem
chris107:
chris107: I'll settle for that
Smon: /roll 3d10+3
Smon rolls 3d10+3 and gets: 6, 6, 2, (+3) = 17
Smon: 17 dmg Hakeem
chris107: 1/2
chris107: 8HP?
Smon: Behind the guards, the Priest casts Hold Person on Hakeem
chris107: 104/137HP
chris107: H will use his inspiration if he fails
Smon: will save
chris107 rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 14, (+3) = 17
Smon: Hakeem shrugs off the nefarious magic
Smon: The priest's eyes open wide...
chris107: "YOU WILL DIE FOR THAT PRIEST!"
chris107: "THE SLAYER COMETH!"
Smon: Hakeem's go - the soldiers are in 2 ranks, front rank kneeling.
Smon: Advtg vs front rank
DESTROYERBILL: hold back litning gowing for preaet
chris107: Front rank then
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
5 (+11) = 16
9 (+11) = 20
Smon: Hakeem attack now then we roll init for everyone
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
9 (+11) = 20
9 (+11) = 20
Smon: These guys have 13 hp.
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 7, 8, (+18) = 33
Smon: Kill 2?
Smon: Init rolls now:
chris107: yes
chris107 Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
8 (+2) = 10
15 (+2) = 17
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 16, (+10) = 26
Smon: /roll d20+1
Smon rolls 1d20+1 and gets: 9, (+1) = 10
Smon: Behir gets 19
Smon: guards get 10
Smon: priest
Smon: /roll d20
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 18,
chris107: still with advantage?
chris107: oops
Smon: Behir/Priest/Hakeem/Guards
Smon: Behir breathes lightning, catching 2 guards & the Black Sun Priest.
DESTROYERBILL rolls 12d10 and gets: 2, 6, 10, 3, 9, 4, 3, 8, 10, 6, 3, 8, = 72
chris107: WOW!
chris107: We like that!
Smon: Kills both guards & incinerates the Cleric
DESTROYERBILL: me kill all
chris107:
Smon: Lucky, he could have taken H out w one Hold Person
chris107:
Smon: Hakeem's go.
DESTROYERBILL: hak
Kjato Ragfoot: (That is what we did to the behir, remember?)
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
8 (+11) = 19
1 (+11) = 12
Smon: In the Chamber of the Black Sun, mystic energies are growing.
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
7 (+11) = 18
6 (+11) = 17
Smon: The silvery-black energy vorte writhes...
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 1, 8, (+18) = 27
Smon: 1 kill Hakeem
Kjato Ragfoot: (Well, Laara, whatever you are going to do, do it now!)
Smon: Guards attack...
Smon: /roll d2
Smon rolls 1d2 and gets: 1
Smon: 6 on Hakeem, 5 on Behir
Smon: vs Hakeem:
Smon: /roll d20+4x6
Smon Rolls 1d20+4x6 and gets:
7 (+4) = 11
8 (+4) = 12
8 (+4) = 12
15 (+4) = 19
9 (+4) = 13
17 (+4) = 21
Smon: 2 hits
Smon: /roll 2d8+8
Smon rolls 2d8+8 and gets: 5, 3, (+8) = 16
Smon: 16 dmg H
Smon: Billy the Behir...
chris107: 104?
Smon: /roll d20+4x5
Smon Rolls 1d20+4x5 and gets:
10 (+4) = 14
9 (+4) = 13
10 (+4) = 14
8 (+4) = 12
4 (+4) = 8
chris107: Or have I missed stiking some HP off?
Smon: all miss the writhing brute.
Smon: (dunno Chris, go back upthread & count while I do Thuruar)
chris107: Hakeem laughs loudly! Bondorr is with us Behir!
Smon: The four guards with Thuruar watch the energy pool, faces pale in the silvery light.
DESTROYERBILL: ill eat yoare fase off gurds if you donet scram
Smon: Energy pseudopods reach out towards Laara, then writhe in pain...
chris107: I'd missed 6 now 98/137HP
Smon: Laara attack roll...
Smon: /roll d20+9
Smon rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 1, (+9) = 10
Smon: oops
chris107:
Smon: Laara screams and goes limp!
Kjato Ragfoot: Can I grant her +10 with my war doman guidance?
Smon: She's unconscious.
Smon: /roll d6
Smon rolls 1d6 and gets: 1,
Kjato Ragfoot: Ah. She was attacked, she did not attack.
Smon: she attacked, got a 1
Smon: auto fail (& critical fail)
Kjato Ragfoot: Ah.
chris107: Poor Laara
Smon: No sign of the Dark Lord yet, guess he's a slow riser.
DESTROYERBILL: vveare scrooed now
Smon:
Smon: LOL
chris107: hehe
Smon: Well it was going too well LOL
Kjato Ragfoot: She is still alive? In that case, I will cast Cure Wounds.
Smon: Hakeem & Behir to attack.
DESTROYERBILL:
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
2 (+11) = 13
20 (+11) = 31
Smon: Thuruar roll init as the Energy Tentacles reach for Laara...
chris107: still with advantage?
DESTROYERBILL: hay me first
Smon: 1 hit Hakeem
Kjato Ragfoot rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 4, (+2) = 6
chris107 rolls 2d8+9 and gets: 7, 2, (+9) = 18
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 20, (+10) = 30
Smon: No, they are standing now & stabbing you w swords H
Smon: Hakeem got 1 hit, kills 1 man
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 8, (+10) = 18
chris107: Crit from Behir!
Smon: Behir kills 2
Smon: Guards morale check
Smon: /roll 2d6
Smon rolls 2d6 and gets: 6, 6, = 12
DESTROYERBILL: yea
Smon: The guards turn to flee in terror...
Smon: POrtal init roll...
chris107: "Flee the slayer and Behir!"
chris107: "Where is this High Lord?!"
Smon: /roll d20
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 9,
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 6, (+10) = 16
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+10 and gets: 10, (+10) = 20
Smon: Three energy tentacles lash at Thuruar as he tries to reach Laara...
DESTROYERBILL rolls 3d10+6 and gets: 4, 7, 6, (+6) = 23
Smon: /roll d20+10x3
Smon Rolls 1d20+10x3 and gets:
20 (+10) = 30
18 (+10) = 28
19 (+10) = 29
Smon: The Behir kills two men.
DESTROYERBILL: drop yoare vvepens guard
Smon: The vortex tentacles get insanely lucky on Thuruar 2 hits & 1 crit
Smon: :((
chris107:
Smon: /roll 12d6+30
Smon rolls 12d6+30 and gets: 6, 3, 4, 5, 4, 1, 2, 1, 3, 2, 5, 6, (+30) = 72
DESTROYERBILL:
Smon: 72 dmg
chris107: Ouch
Kjato Ragfoot: I do not have that many hit points.
DESTROYERBILL:
chris107:
DESTROYERBILL:
Smon: Hakeem are you attacking the fleeing guards? 2 attacks before they get away.
chris107: with advantage?
DESTROYERBILL: no
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
19 (+11) = 30
10 (+11) = 21
Smon: From the battlements a few soldiers are shooting down at H & Z-Behir
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 2, 4, (+18) = 24
Smon: 1 kill, 5 get away.
Smon: Rain pours down onto the blood-slicked courtyard.
Smon: 2 shots vs H:
Smon: w advtg
Smon: /roll d20+3x2
Smon: /roll d20+3x2
9:03pm 2016-1-22 DESTROYERBILL Has exited the room
Smon Rolls 1d20+3x2 and gets:
4 (+3) = 7
12 (+3) = 15
Smon Rolls 1d20+3x2 and gets:
2 (+3) = 5
18 (+3) = 21
Smon: 1 hit
Smon: /roll d10+1
Smon rolls 1d10+1 and gets: 4, (+1) = 5
Smon: 5 dmg to Hakeem
Smon: 2 at Behir
chris107: 96/137
Smon: /roll d20+1x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+1x2 and gets:
13 (+1) = 14
14 (+1) = 15
Smon: /roll d20+1x2
9:04pm 2016-1-22 DESTROYERBILL Has entered the room
Smon Rolls 1d20+1x2 and gets:
18 (+1) = 19
14 (+1) = 15
Smon: 1 x-bow hits Behir
Smon: /roll d10+1
Smon rolls 1d10+1 and gets: 7, (+1) = 8
Smon: 8 dmg, 76 left.
DESTROYERBILL rolls 2d6 and gets: 4, 4, = 8
chris107: H dashes onwards to where he saw Thur and Laara been escourted
Smon: 78 left
Smon: Behir lightning not recharged yet
chris107: "RRrrraahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
chris107: He will cut down any that cross his path
Smon: Hakeem races up the stairs into the inner keep.
DESTROYERBILL: i follow hakeam
DESTROYERBILL rolls 2d6 and gets: 6, 4, = 10
Smon: 2 rounds later... Hakeem your Rage is gone but Behir is Recharged...
Smon: Racing through antechamber, vestibule, curtain, door, & stairs, Hakeem & Behir find their way into the Gate Chamber.
chris107: 2 rages left
DESTROYERBILL: use agen rage
Smon: Thuruar is sprawled on the floor while Laara writhes in the grip of hideous energy tentacles.
chris107: Hakeem rages to see this if he is within striking range of the tentacles?
chris107: behir! Kill the priest!
Smon: A tall, gaunt figure in black robes stands by a basalt obelisk on the far side of the Portal-Pool, chanting.
chris107: That one! He points
Smon: From the portal a black stream of energy is pouring into the obelisk...
chris107: "Blast him with your lightning!"
Smon: 6 guardsmen bar your path.
Smon: Roll init.
Smon: Dark Lord Kranz:
chris107 Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
8 (+2) = 10
20 (+2) = 22
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+3 and gets: 1, (+3) = 4
Smon: /roll d20+2
Smon rolls 1d20+2 and gets: 17, (+2) = 19
Smon: guards:
Smon: /roll d20+1
Smon rolls 1d20+1 and gets: 17, (+1) = 18
Smon: Hakeem first.
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
5 (+11) = 16
7 (+11) = 18
DESTROYERBILL: i vvanet a moneument becoase if we sucseed i die for ever
Smon: 2 hits
Smon: AC 16, 13 hp
chris107: You will get the biggest monument Behir!
chris107 rolls 2d8+18 and gets: 5, 5, (+18) = 28
Smon: 2 kills
chris107: HACK-HACK!
9:12pm 2016-1-22 Eliana Has entered the room
chris107: Hakeem must be covered in gore and blood by now!
*Eliana sneaks in.....*
Smon: Kranz sneers and raises his hand - the familiar chill of the Void envelops Hakeem, Behir, and 2 of the guardsmen...
chris107: Hi Eli! You arrived just in time for a very tense climax!
Smon: /roll 8d8
Smon rolls 8d8 and gets: 2, 3, 6, 5, 4, 6, 8, 3, = 37
Smon: 37 dmg, CON save for half.
chris107: save?
chris107 rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 14, (+9) = 23
Smon: DC 14
Smon: 19 dmg Hakeem
DESTROYERBILL:
chris107: 78/137
chris107: 77/137
Smon: Behir save...
DESTROYERBILL rolls 1d20+4 and gets: 9, (+4) = 13
chris107:
chris107: Does death energy effect the zombie Behir?
Smon: Behir at 41/200
Smon: It's cold not necrotic
chris107: Ah okay
Smon: & zombies are only immune to poison anyway.
Smon: Behir rears up & lightning bolts the Dark Lord...
chris107: (Choices, choices. Rescue our only chance of shutting the portal, save Thur or kill the dark lord?!)
DESTROYERBILL rolls 12d10 and gets: 7, 3, 9, 9, 10, 9, 7, 10, 10, 6, 7, 5, = 92
chris107: WOW!
chris107: FANTASTIC BILL!
chris107:
Smon: He had 40 hp
chris107: I like the HAD bit
DESTROYERBILL: i killd him yea
chris107: That makes the choices easier
Smon: Dark Lord Kranz screams and dies as the obelisk beside him shatters, shards flying across the chamber.
chris107: Yeah!
Smon: (no dmg)
chris107: "FLEE FROM THE SLAYER YOU FOOLS!"
Kjato Ragfoot: Hakeem should be strong enough to drag Thuruar and Laara out of reach of the portal.
chris107: (Just 4 guards to kill first)
Smon: The surviving guards blanche and flee from Hakeem (withdraw) giving him & Behir a clear run to Laara - except for the tentacles...
DESTROYERBILL: i run as fast as i can out of ther withe hakeam
chris107: H hacks at the tentackles recklessly
Smon: The Black Sun Gate is still up but Hakeem goes for the tentacles - portal init...
Smon: /roll d20
chris107: He will Berserk if he gets initiative
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 6,
DESTROYERBILL: i try reacharge litnig
chris107 Rolls 1d20+2x2 and gets:
2 (+2) = 4
20 (+2) = 22
DESTROYERBILL rolls 2d6 and gets: 1, 1, = 2
chris107: (Not sure if I can attack the gate directly or if only Laara can do that)
Smon: ok Hakeem roll to hit ac 18 - 1 hit.
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
18 (+11) = 29
12 (+11) = 23
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
1 (+11) = 12
14 (+11) = 25
chris107 Rolls 1d20+11x2 and gets:
7 (+11) = 18
10 (+11) = 21
Smon: reckless & 3 attacks?
Smon: 3 hits
chris107: yup, Berserk as he got the initiative and reckless
Smon: 20 hp per tentacle
chris107 rolls 3d8+27 and gets: 1, 7, 4, (+27) = 39
chris107: garn!
Smon: 1 is severed.
Smon: 2 left.
chris107: Behir drag Thur away from the pit!
Smon: 2 attack Hakeem as more tentacles start to emerge from the vortex...
Smon: /roll d20+10x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+10x2 and gets:
17 (+10) = 27
17 (+10) = 27
Smon: /roll d20+10x2
Smon Rolls 1d20+10x2 and gets:
18 (+10) = 28
6 (+10) = 16
chris107: Bugger!
Smon: /roll 6d6+20
Smon rolls 6d6+20 and gets: 2, 4, 3, 2, 1, 5, (+20) = 37
Smon: 37 dmg Hakeem, and he's grabbed.
chris107: 1/2 with rage?
Smon: Yes, bludgeon dmg
DESTROYERBILL: hakeam coame vvithe me or
Smon: Behir drags Thuruar away from the pit.
chris107: 60/137
Smon: CON check for Laara now she's not being ravaged...
Smon: /roll d20
Smon rolls 1d20 and gets: 10,
Smon: just made it
Smon: Laara's eyes blink open...
chris107: Phew
Smon: attack roll...
Smon: /roll d20+9
Smon rolls 1d20+9 and gets: 18, (+9) = 27
Smon:
chris107: Hakeem will keep on Berserk attacking the tentacles to give Laara chance to do her stuff!
Smon: SHE DID IT!
chris107: YAY!
DESTROYERBILL: ill die efer vvay
Smon: With a thunderous crash the Portal destabilises, necrotic energies washing over you all...
chris107: We couldn't have done it without you Bill!
Smon: You all black out.
Smon: OK stopping there for tonight.
DESTROYERBILL: im dead now ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chris107: Bill the Behir's name will go down in legend!
chris107: Phew! Exciting session! Thanks Simon, Kjato, Bill
Smon: In your dreams you float on air...
Smon: Behir wants to say goodbye...
Kjato Ragfoot: Yes.
DESTROYERBILL: im heare in yoare mind i always be heare
Smon: awww
chris107: Hakeem solemnly salutes the brave Behir. "We shall not forget you."
DESTROYERBILL: good game guys make a bear heare statoue of me
chris107: We will Bill
DESTROYERBILL: yay
Kjato Ragfoot: If we survive this, we surely will.
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